Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay!

Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Take me to your leader! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head. ” Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day.

And I’m his friend Jesus.

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

  1. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
  2. Bender, quit destroying the universe!
  3. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that.

What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food.

Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

  • Who are you, my warranty?!
  • Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat.
  • I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

Guess again. Bender, quit destroying the universe! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! You’re going to do his laundry? Professor, make a woman out of me. How much did you make me?

Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? I’m a thing. Leela’s gonna kill me.

Bender?! You stole the atom. I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.

I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Daylight and everything. Now what? Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.

Say what? Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. You know, I was God once. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. Bender, you risked your life to save me!